That's a fantastic Sorting Hat!

Great news, my ex husband came out as queer. He’s so happy now that he’s out and so free and all I can think is that I spent the last 13 years of my life being used. It was all a lie. I wanted a family, and it was never going to happen and he let me waste my best years believing it would. How can I ever trust anyone…

Im sorry your coworker sucks :(

*is Canadian*

This is priceless 

The whole concept of virginity is so effin' dumb, and her response is even dumber: basically "I don't believe him, because feeeeeeelings."

Or men could learn how to act like human beings. Go fuck yourself, rapist trash.

“ambulatory pork chop”

At this point I'm 99% certain it's someone on the staff.

“Swarbrick reportedly comes from Austin, Texas, is 26 years old, and looks like this.”

Boo. I knew there had to be something that made my wish overly optimistic and naive, but that’s harsher than I expected.

“Two Pop Stars Came Out As Dating, And Their Label Fired Them”

So we'll see you guys in Canada then, eh?

You gave all the love you had and did your very best. That's all that matters. Your little kitty girl loves you then & now. Words don't make the pain go away, but I hope you feel better soon. 

May his balls drop off in the night, roll down the bed and catch fire?

Rotating my phone sideways will let me read it all, but it’s still annoying.

Rice is nice