That’s a nice way to start my morning!

what the actual fuck did I just read?

uuughhh, there was a person in my apartment complex when I was a kid who poisoned people’s cats. They never found out who it was, and I remember the stress of constantly policing the door so that my kitten couldn’t escape. Luck & good things to you and your kitties.

ASCII is sinful af

Mystic ftw

nope nope nope

omg this. My dentist when I was a kid had the WORST breath ever. I used to sit there thinking to myself “how dare you tell me off for forgetting to floss last week when your mouth smells like there’s a dead thing caught between your back teeth?”

saving that Jem gif forever.

cannot unsee!

Bodily autonomy extends to the deceased. It’s why your wishes regarding organ donation or how your body is disposed of must be respected, even though you are no longer using them. Also, it’s not a baby, it’s an unfertilized egg. It isn’t alive now, and if the grandmother doesn’t fertilize it and carry it to term…

The fact that I can cram 600+ novels on to my Kobo and then take all my books everywhere is wonderful, but it didn’t make me get rid of any of my physical books and my dream is still to one day own a Beauty & the Beast-style library, so....

Wow. Great job protecting your family. Totally nailed it.

So, too scared to help but not too scared to stick around and take pictures of a dying woman for their Facebook feeds. What a bunch of shitbiscuits.

Just think, in all this time that she’s spent trying to legislate her way into university she could have just been improving her marks and getting in the regular way.

Yeah, the freedom to sink or swim in a world they know nothing about because their cult controlled their lives to the extent that they’ve never learned anything about the “sinful” outside world. “Doesn’t always turn out well” doesn’t begin to cover it.

totally where I ripped the line from :o

Can’t take credit, all I did was paraphrase this graphic that floated across my Facebook feed a few weeks ago.

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.