I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???
The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.
Well would you look at that! Roberto Soldado—once renowned for his uncanny ability to get goals without ever looking…
Obligatory:
“Neither can I.”
Special irony in Suggs spouting "know the rules." That's what Brady said to whiny-ass-baby Harbaugh after last year's playoff game, when the Patriots ran a legal play and caught the whiny-ass-baby Ravens off guard. So of course, the whiny-ass-baby Ravens whined and the NFL made the play illegal.
Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”
Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes
It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.
If you’re going to send a country home, this is how you send them on their way.
How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.
Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match
Doug Schneider showing once again why he’s the most indispensable follow on Twitter.
“Ball 4”
Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.
I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.
Take it like that: I’m german/pissed. The german FA schedules that game to the most inopportune time, with players not willing to cut time out of their vacation (Boateng, Hummels, Neuer, Reus) and all players on questionable fitness levels (30mins of good football at the beginning vs. 30m of not being able to run at…
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A League of They’re Owned