So youre saying my ears should have never heard that god awful noise for an entire month?

It’s easy to win when you’re packing so much FREEDOM.

FIFA has a deal.

FIFA is going to have the US win the World Cup so we drop all these charges.

(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

Sepp Blatter said that he’d forget about this indiscretion if Bob Ley saw fit to..... well..... it would be impolite to say it out loud.....

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

If I want to ignore basic geography in order to further my patriotism, that’s my right as an American, sir.

Hell, at this point they’re making the NCAA look good.

FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.

What a double-standard. Ray McDonald did the exact same thing and he loses his job because of it.

Drop that big elbow, yeeeaaahhh!