Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

Half Backed :/

We can talk about whether the NFL's policies make sense, but if they're smoking pot shortly before they're supposed to be flying to a game, they're basically showing up for work high.

For fuck snakes

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

If you listen closely to this picture, you can hear Fred Durst's anguished screaming emanating from Lorenzen's stomach.

The NCAA has just announced sanctions against Judge Wilken to vacate all of her rulings from the past three years.

The fact that he doesn't know what's going on or anything about teams, and then ends up in an Arsenal shirt by the end of the bar scene is an extremely accurate portrayal of American Arsenal fans.

More specifically, I think this is the single most 1998 ad:

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

[sees article with disagreeable premise]

He's a man! He's 40!

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

Does something being epic imply, ipso facto, that it is necessarily better? For people's exhibit A, I give you this morning's post-Taco-Bell-12-pack dump. Epico.

Most recent picture of the tower.

so free room and board isn't enough? greedy bastards

FIFA officials, on the other hand, have had absolutely no issues with getting paid.

Every bit as good as 93:20 AGUEROOOOOOOOOOO for us City fans.

Nothing better explains the abject mediocrity that has been USMNT soccer the past decade than the fact that Landon Donovan was considered its best player. Except maybe the fact that his departure is considered anything other than a very good thing for the future of the USMNT.