So? Everyone knows that's just German for "The Bart The".

That's "The Bart The", Herr glutton.

The Kanji on his right arm clearly say "Die Bart Die"

The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.

Thank God. I clicked on this article thinking "Vivi better be #1." Firmly approve.

That's an interesting set of thoughts. But I think you're exaggerating a little. It's just a hobby! We all have our favorite past times!

Seriously. If Adam Silver shit-canned Donald Sterling and Joey Crawford in the same season, that's gotta immediately make him the greatest commissioner (possibly in any sport) since the guy who approved the shot clock, right?

Would think they'd got there already...

This marks the second egregious case of mistaken identity Arsenal have suffered this season, the first being being confused for title challengers.

FINNISH HER!

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

“Who’s Bill and who gives a shit if he’s anti-gay? If anyone is going to keep Arizona from the Super Bowl, it’ll be me.”

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

But does it help them protect this house?

Hard to see, but I would like to see this one next: