I was at home, getting ready to go out to the bar with several friends. We were delayed about 20 minutes because as we were walking out the door, our roommate who wasn't coming with us yells "HOLY SHIT CHECK THIS OUT!"

Young players? Rarely. They all want to go where the money is: in Europe.

Fuck these assholes. Throw the god damn book at them.

You have good taste in candy, Drew. Take Five >> Everything else on Halloween.

Except maybe Reese's Cups....those things are like crack.

+1, I got funny looks from my manager from laughing so hard.

My sentiments exactly.

Ain't that the truth. I happily sent his whiny ass to his death.

I didn't think it was possible, but this actually gives Randy Orton some kind of personality.

For those wanting a TL;DR on GamerGate, this is absolutely the best explanation summed up in a few sentences.

Jesus Christ....his legs are like fucking tree trunks.

Would have been the ultra rare one-point safety.

"The spank bank is full once again."

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!!!

+1, nailed it

What hasn't ESPN done wrong?

As a lover of animals, I wouldn't even click on play. My blood was already boiling reading the description.

What in the fuck is wrong with people?

God I laughed so hard at this.

16 years later and I'm still laughing at this commercial.

Also, Heather Locklear = Good god damn.

I hate everything about this story. Rice knocking her out. Her "apologizing" for whatever the hell delusional reasons she felt needed to be apologized for. Goddell's hilarious suspension.