Also, how much of that hype was even his fault? At first, he presented us with the basics of the game and it seems like fans of the yet-to-be-released game took the hype to whole new levels. He was the one who kept it going, but that's what you are kind of supposed to do to sell something.

I bought the stupid season pass and still haven't played Episode Gladio. I'm pretty pissed and don't even know if I care for any more DLC. Unless they actually release a co-op mode that they mentioned a million years ago.

I admittedly went for the easy joke with Destiny. I played probably a couple hundred hours of the game in 1-1/2 years. I really did enjoy it, warts and all, but I think Bungie does have to step their game up for Destiny 2. The big reveal they had awhile back did get me pretty interested and almost excited, even.

Happy E3, everyone! Here are my predictions:
- Elder Scrolls VI: Compton announced
- Disney's Hercules Remastered
- Newest Madden game is just unsold copies of last Madden game with '18' written in Sharpie over '17'
- Konami murders a puppy on stage, still thinks people like them
- Blizzard's entire conference is just the…

Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the tiny planet Rick abandoned his family on?

I got so immersed in these stories about bird attacks, I forgot this article was about cheesecake.

And can't forget Nissin Top Ramen! I never truly appreciated the delicate and full flavor of this delectable dish until after a long day of hunting bounties, driving around in my Regalia with the boys and fighting Arden to save the city of Insomnia. If I want to be big and strong and courageous like my man Gladio, I…

After I've had enough rum, I can't tell the difference.

Assassin's Creed: The Dells.

I've only played AC Black Flag. When I bought it, I picked up a bottle of rum to go with it which actually did make the game so much more fun. I spent so much time sailing around and learning the shanties that I never actually finished the game.

I had to fight seven evil exes once.

But will there be smoking in it?

I tried to see Silence in theaters and even went to a Wednesday afternoon showing in hope of it being an empty or near empty theater but the screening was cancelled. I ended up buying it and watched it at a friend's house who has a rather noisy AC I really got sad at how great the experience would have been in an…

I know what you mean. It's really special to have a connection like that with an artist of any sort. At least no one can take away what they've already produced, I guess.

Janet, why are you trying to make me cry?

You've done. You've crushed me. I wish I never made this wish in the first place.

Can I at least drink?

That's cool. I brought my noise cancelling headphones so I can listen to Renegade by Styx while I wait.
*drops headphones and accidentally steps on them*
NOOOOOOOO!

One of the last times they played near me, a friend of mine went. They didn't even play Mr. Roboto.

I just really want to be clear, less some monkey paw style wish fulfillment should occur.