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Styx. But only to see them play Renegade by Styx.

"Okay?! Well I didn't make it for you," -Dr. FranknLucas

Can't wait to play this on my Emmy Winning DualShock controller!

No. That is not a real one. Please discard it.

It's not what you think. The Hunchback of Notre Dame is actually a reboot of Rudy.

It sounds like he isn't done with music, just Childish Gambino. I could definitely be wrong, but I'd love to hear what direction he talks his music under a different name (wether it's Donald Glover or a new name).

I made a mix cd that consists entirely of Renegade by Styx. That's my favorite album and should be yours, too.
It's called Renegade by Styx.

Close enough!

St. Paul, actually. We are just so desperate for people to like us that we'll do anything.

I grovel, I grovel!

Nope. To be initiated as a local in the Twin Cities, you have to consume 12 St. Paul sandwiches, name all the members of Doomtree and become a regular at the Turf Club.

Dammnit, I knew I had it wrong. I failed the CBB legacy.

Tom Lenon for the Phantom, as long as they somehow work Paul F. Thompkins in as Sir Andrew Loyd Webber.

My biggest fear confirmed.

So the small baggie of white powder that comes with my Hawaiian pizza isn't just a "Flavor Enhancer"?

Mocked on podcasts? Damm, it must be bad.

Is that movie as awesome as it sounds?

How could the dealers tell if someone wanted cocaine or if someone really did just want extra olives? Also, what if you want cocaine and a pizza but don't want olives at all? They clearly did not think this through.

The riots started five years after the actual vivisection? That's some dedication. I can't even remember what fives years ago from now was. 2010? 1973? 4729?

Also, an "A-" where an "A" should have been.