When I was told this was a Pop Culture site, this is not what I had in mind.

Bob or Steve?

Let him finish!

Isn't he also a dad? Wouldn't that make him a Leather Daddy?

Jurassic World

"You in for smuggling illegal dogs into the country, too?" - A sack of scarfs with Johnny Depp's voice.

That doesn't really make us any less concerned, bud.

It's what Bert Cooper would have wanted.

He's scared! He dies! He's scared again!

I don't think I've read a book that made me hold my breath so much since McCarthy's The Road

Is that from A Tale of Two Blurts by Paul Blart?

I'll probably walk out of the theater if the first lines of the film aren't the same as the book's.

Nice Username/Comment synergy.

"Look dad! I call it the Doof Wagaon!"
"I don't have time for your toys right now, Joe.

No! The Gates of Valhalla were opened to me and I missed my chance!

If they keep this up, maybe we'll see a version of Mad Max: Fury Road from Immorten Joe's side.

I just looked up the differences. It does sound very European.

He usually makes me cry from laughing so hard, but now I have tears coming out of my eyes and I'm not laughing. What is this?!

Here's to hoping Malek doesn't become a robot.

Man, they really misinterpreted that Seinfeld episode.