That only makes them worse..

"No, she's white." - Kellyanne Conway

It's fun and easy to blame rubes… but the average Trump voter's income was $70,000.. Know your enemy.

You're too close, mon.

Shucks

You shouldn't have substituted all of those oysters for pennies.

Hideki Tojo.

Partially correct, they were at the time and are still pretty damn racist.

I guess I figured she realized she was nazi, and then tried to kill herself.. I'd like to think I would..

We really don't do enough exquisite corpse-ing, or I'm missing it all.

I know in the edited for TV version he asked people if he made them "randy", so I have to assume they changed "shag" to "berber".

No, none of his stories are that short..

Nazis suck

I once caught Scott Weiland falling off of the stage, I still watch it from time to time..

clicks.

So is it not okay to wish her a swift and *untimely demise?

You say that as if it makes it better…

Nope, but that sounds correct..

I'm starting to see how he won.. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

He was pretty close, if not just as..