It's going back in time, that's what those white-poops-you-used-to-see-but-don't-anymore are.

I really want a zero bar now, but nowhere within 45 minutes has them.

He's Kevin Nealon cerca 1990?

That's the real shame in all of this.. I was hoping to be cast as the gigolo that (semi-consensually?) eats out the commandant. I wish I hadn't wanted to make this joke, because all I can think about now is how rapey it is…

The people buying it, one step removed from Zoidberg
http://www.tu-pc.com/fondos…

Well, he did get his grub on, but didn't pig out.. Maybe he is jewish?

Another Onion headline fell into the machine again, I'll get Teti..

Well, 68 in October..

Anyone who says they remember the 90's is about 20 and presumably browsing buzzfeed.

Anything from 1978 should make you think of cheap liquor and stale cigarettes.. But you're not wrong about her Lois.

All these people, talkin all this stuff about her!! Why don't they just let her live?!?!

You forgot "Sad!"

It's also my pop-up store. When it's gone it's gone!

Great Job, The Atlantic!

One man's diarrhea etc.

♫ I'm.. Scheindlin away.. Set an open course for the virgin sea.. ♫

Nancy Grace is the "fart lie" lady… and that's the nicest thing I've ever said about her.

You spelled Mills Lane wrong. Also I just found out his middle name is "Bee", so that's fun for both of us!

His mom didn't even use pork products while making his morning meal!

Wasn't one of them mostly letters and fanfic?