Runtime for this: 88 minutes
Runtime for After Earth: 100 minutes

Kevin Smith isn't shitty enough to foist his own teenage daughter upon the world, then choose to combat the actual evilness of her online bullying right before this comes out, so we all know what a good dad he is.. I won't hear of it. No friend of Mosier would do that!

It's Pat had Ween in it.. so that answers that I guess..

And that little dog, whom nobody loved, grew up to be.. You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

You guys never got asked to punch up that Superman movie?!

I really enjoyed the first 40% or so of Red State too.

And that could easily be combated, just like meth mouth, by even semi-good dental hygiene.

I can't even make it through her column in Gigantic Asses.

I've relegated my non-fresh-squeezed-by-me consumption of OJ down to homemade Orange Julius. Blend: 1 can of frozen oj, 2/3rds of frozen oj container full of water, 1/4 cup of sugar, couple drops of vanilla, an egg white, and a couple of ice cube trays worth of ice.. Tastes a lot like a Flintstones Orange Pushup.

I think that's a correlation ≠ causation thing, like with meth. Turns out the people doing a ton of meth aren't big on dental hygiene..

As someone who used to do that, and still smokes, I can attest that you're just used to the smell of cigarettes. Also I'd probably tell them I hit some a skunk.

I don't remember it happening the way you know, but I hope you're right. He's done all that charity work, albeit only since one of his nephews has CF, but the reason doesn't matter much anyway.

I was a fan of his at the time and remember it all, but yes I'm the one being bitchy and crying. At least you took back your upvote.

Yes, that's the version of events from the perspective of the "upvotes themselves" crowd, I'm sure.

*Ted Danson angrily tweets Jackie Robinson's stats*

The A.V. Club?

Maybe someone sold her some fabulous new clothes that only very cool, imaginative people can see?

Maybe the Simpsons will get good again? Maybe it just takes a Clinton in the white house for some good seasons? WHY ISN'T THAT HER PLATFORM!?!?!?!

I know far more about gentle glide catheters than anyone that doesn't need them should. I supposes it's kinda my fault for watching educational television..

He had a long history of doing that one thing wrong, called everyone complaining the real assholes, then posted a video of himself crying about being bullied.