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Gnome DeGuerre
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He was found out to be a huge asshole, so he had to lay low for a few years until people forgot..

My favorite kind of nut is also a macadamia..

What about Andrew Douche Clay?

The Chazzwazzers!

Yes, but he wasn't a Rutle, also 2 of them have been dead for decades I think..

You've still got the Rutles, YOU ALL STILL HAVE THE RUTLES!
*hoping death forgets Eric Idle*

He picks it up, puts it on, and starts walking home, when a guy in a brown 1982 Chevy Van asks if he needs a ride. The kid has another 20 minutes of walking before he is home, so he says "Sure!" and jumps in. After a minute or two the guy says, "Hey kid, do you know what felching is?" The kid replies "Nope!". The guy

Yeah, we're fucking stupid.

So a kid is playing in a sandbox and finds a welder's mask…

To be fair, he was pretty drunk at the time, and no one else had ever humorously suggested someone do a thing before.

Jay-Z has already got some large number of problems, something like one hundred, if memory serves correct..

They pretty much only have 1 shape, they just color them differently to make them resemble a pop culture character.. But the rest is spot on.

When Japanese mask
they think that gives them free reign
to cough because mask.

Samm wins and at least 2 of them fuck up and say the shithead.

I refuse to believe Trump put that much thought into anything.

I was a bit surprised when Trump didn't pick McMahon for his VP.

New font?

How do you know he was erect?