It gave you the opportunity to lash out, again. You shouldn't blindly expect anything more.

Answer the real question on everyone's mind: How does Kanye's butthole really taste?

Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!!!!!!

It's "crown", they keep the metric system down solely to make the song rhyme.

Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team we won't be going for pizza.

Bazinga!

You'd think they'd know you haven't been back to Dallas since you shot JR! Also you're not someone's middle-aged sister.

I watched netflix offline in 2005, by receiving a digital video disc in the analog mail delivered by a person. It was disgusting.

I wasn't that upset, even though it was all crap they were also well over 4 hours away.

Did you see this? Didja hear about this? Apparently only 90's kids know about Capri Sun! *mumbles* *less audible mumbles* Lance Ito!
— Buzzfeed Leno

I NEVER meant to make her daughter cry! I apologized 1,000,000,000,000 times!!

I have to call her Miss Jackson, as I am nasty.

Somewhere an 80's comedian sheds a single tear..

*Tuvok

You're thinking of Teamsters… So lazy, and surly.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Yeah, when he's sober..

CivIV, in my opinion at least.

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