If I've interpreted them correctly, the only thing that sometimes stops them from doing anything "immoral" is their God. But they've found a way to twist that "morality" into covering almost anything they want, so I guess it would be missing out on those sweet, sweet kickbacks.

Now I'm in.

We'll show you, especially for that zdssfeds remark.

I just saw somewhere Sears is expected to sell off a few of the brands they own (Kenmore, Craftsman, & Diehard) because of how shitty Sears is doing.

Amateurs are killing the porn industry!

Life is unfair…

*colonel of this motherfuckin' tank!

I've never been to one, I just get high in the back of regular theaters…

If it makes you feel any better, people younger than you are dying constantly, every day. They just aren't/never were famous so you don't hear about it.

I also have 11, and only 1 UPS code.. I know I got them UPS'd more than once, but at least I have 4 years to use them..

Would you like me to busts up your chiggeroa?

It's no Country Cuckoo Clock Codpiece Zulu Warriors.

It was on CBS

Your mom sounds fun.

Chuck Lorre: "Denny, I love the tune, but what are they?"

I tune in solely for old shit your ex liked, and even I was upset.

Yeah, and you were very dismissive of them being considered victors…

JEWS?! IN SHOWBUSINESS?!?! HA!

It's the only thing we'll never be sure of…

Were you more upset when Prince OD'd on 2016, or when Bowie died of liver 2016?