Peyton’s United Way bit was awesome, they should have JJ do a take on Terry Tate and check a few fools.

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

Head injuries are the worst.

This doesn’t strike me as him being selfish, but rather beyond frustrated and hopeless. He WAS there for her. For 2 years he stood with her and tried to make the charges stick. He worked with the system and the system ignored his daughter. It went so far that the school basically accused her of making it up…

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool.

I have nothing to base this on but I feel like this post might unfortunately be very relevant to G/O employees right now?

I’m just here to say: nice work Ad team and developers with the ads that have escaped from the left vertical space and are now running rampant across the actual text.

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

Fuck I miss Splinter.

“Actually, I drink because of the first game.”

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

Not saving us from Trump?  That’s Peak Mets.

“Fancy Farm” sounds like a place where Lindsey Graham looks for bulls.

The Los Angeles Clippy

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Ten people on stage isn’t a debate, it’s a community-theater production. Or a circus. Three moderators for the three-ring circus was a nice touch, though.

Need a debate moderated by Trevor Noah, Sam Bee, John Stewart and a couple precocious youths on PBS.

Because shut up, Kyle.

this looks fucking sick