This doesn’t strike me as him being selfish, but rather beyond frustrated and hopeless. He WAS there for her. For 2 years he stood with her and tried to make the charges stick. He worked with the system and the system ignored his daughter. It went so far that the school basically accused her of making it up…

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

Fuck I miss Splinter.

“Actually, I drink because of the first game.”

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

Not saving us from Trump?  That’s Peak Mets.

“Fancy Farm” sounds like a place where Lindsey Graham looks for bulls.

The Los Angeles Clippy

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Ten people on stage isn’t a debate, it’s a community-theater production. Or a circus. Three moderators for the three-ring circus was a nice touch, though.

Need a debate moderated by Trevor Noah, Sam Bee, John Stewart and a couple precocious youths on PBS.

Because shut up, Kyle.

this looks fucking sick

I hope this ages better than the “Kevin Durant, You Have Two Calves For a Reason, You Coward” post.

The third greatest threat is your unnecessary signature on every post.

“That is not a UFO.” ≠ “Aliens don’t exist.” 

Look at it! $2500!

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.