There is a soft wear update coming for that.

Rooshan State Depyartment of Truths also making correction to movie of Yeltsin John by excise all scene of hyappiness ant joys, so feelm no longer has musics and ees now only farty fife meenits lonk, safing pipple of great nation of Roosha much time for fighting off voolf and bear on lonk and colt walk back to home of …

You messing with us Rob? This rolling catnip even has tartan seats.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

No.

Splinter is starting to read like the diary of an angry ex-girlfriend. 

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

The student was later charged with disruption of a school facility

“If living in the United States is “so bad,” why not go to another place to live? Ana Alvarez who was substituting at the school, asked the student.”

Yup. I’ve only watched the first episode so far, but my first thought watching the police search was “that’s entirely too much effort to save this man’s penis.”

Once you realize there's no such thing as a trustworthy news source, life gets a bit more stress free. 

I believe that is called Pencing.  

The craziest part of the fascination with Nathan Peterman is that it almost entirely has to do with the fact that old men in the NFL are still enamored by QBs who play under center, even as college teams and coaches show them that you don’t need some mythical drop back passer to have a successful offense, and in fact…

Nothing about your statement is true. 

The Kirkland booze is surprisingly good.

New Rule: anyone that was cool with the GOP inventing $2 trillion out of thin air for freebies for people with yachts that have tiny yachts inside doesn’t get to demand how we pay for people who need chemotherapy treatments.

Is any one else having issues with embedded Instagram videos not showing up? It looks fine with mobile Chrome on Android but totally blank with Chome on my iPad and it’s been an ongoing thing.