God, you were so close there. that worked so well with “You gotta be shitting me.” You just couldn’t make the connection. I’m sorry.

One man, five tools

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

So, yeah...congenital stenosis often shows up in the 30s. Apparently it’s always been there but it had never caused any problems until my mid 30s. The normal kind affects mostly the elderly.

“ICE is merely the administrative agency. It’s the policies in that agency that is problem.”

PONCHO!

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I just google translated the radio comms: “Go that way, really fast.  If something gets in your way, turn.”

+$2

Really sorry your mom’s face blew up.

Oh, sorry, thought you said K12.

BOOOOOOOOOO

Thing is, she’s not wrong. If Maxine Waters or Elizabeth Warren said this exact same thing to their supporters, people would be praising them for their integrity.

The second one is way better when you read it as Forrest Gump

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Penis.

My drink is on my keyboard now.  Thanks.