Those who happen to encounter Skip Bayless in the flesh have a much different reaction:

MURPH!!!

Working for a living?

Bible Thumper.

Fuck this beetle

“Prius - now, now hear me out...”

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Wow. Jokes aside, this is absolutely fucking insane.

So, this is like Nissan’s version of Clippy?

Even Lillard was shocked at the shitty defense.

Consent?

CP. Ten grand is real truck money. This thing is a glorified lawn tractor with a garden cart hitched up.

Well, it’s an hour away, but probably 2 or 3 hours back.

Guy offers a place to sleep to people who might otherwise freeze to death when the local homeless shelter is full, and the city is threatening to evict him from his own home.... and you think this is “sound and reasonable?”

Curious that Joe Maddon decided to live in Elgin.

Remember folks.

A manual Maxima wagon is actually on my list of cars to own someday. I know they’re rare, but they do exist.

Um.. I may legit buy this

BM. They’ll be happening when he has a B.M.

I would normally take this time to pick my favorite Friday Bear video, but there hasn’t been one posted in a few months.