This joke was funny when someone made it on the post when he was released.

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

SELECT * FROM emotions WHERE name=’nostalgia’;

How the fuck do you get drunk on Coors Light?

It’s a fifty spot shy of $2,500 with AWD and seats 6 with a curb side sliding door or take out the seats and it can haul massive quantities of stuffs... NP what’s not to like? Winter’s coming, get a friend, quit your job, drive out West and live that dream of being ski bums, living out of the back of a van and…

Get Out doesn’t neatly fall into the two standard categories of drama and comedy. And horror films rarely receive serious recognition: although there’s no essential reason they shouldn’t, and definitely not in this case. It’s a great film: surprising, relevant, visionary and (in all the best ways) shocking.

Very poor choice of explicative words to make your point. Not a very good writer are you. You need to be fired.

Very good Halloween costume:

Worst thing we’ve invented and #2 isn’t even remotely close.

His girlfriend looks like she’s 20 years older than him and really likes meth....

My cocktails never last long enough to get warm.

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

Getting shitfaced on the sly under the guise of nostalgic ruminations with childhood chums in order to escape parently duties. I do it nightly.

Lincoln, Clybourn, Clark

Where to eat with kids while on vacation.......

I know. I’m not quite sure what she’s done to deserve petty criticism over her looks aside from...simply exist on TV?

“jazz-composer-turned-lawyer”

Liam Neeson glass-punching wolves is right there with Bic Cage dressed as a bear while spin-kicking some ladies as something that will always make me smile. So what I’m saying is Neeson and Cage need to do a Face-off sequel where Cage exchanges pelts with a wolf that has previously stolen Neeson’s wife away from him.…