His girlfriend looks like she’s 20 years older than him and really likes meth....
My cocktails never last long enough to get warm.
Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?
Getting shitfaced on the sly under the guise of nostalgic ruminations with childhood chums in order to escape parently duties. I do it nightly.
Lincoln, Clybourn, Clark
Where to eat with kids while on vacation.......
I know. I’m not quite sure what she’s done to deserve petty criticism over her looks aside from...simply exist on TV?
Hip-hop samples disproportionately come from music produced by a class of musician who reaped minimal commercial benefits from the publishing of their music in period. Modern artists then sample these works, often with minimal changes whatsoever, layer vocals over the top, and reap substantial commercial benefits from…
“jazz-composer-turned-lawyer”
Liam Neeson glass-punching wolves is right there with Bic Cage dressed as a bear while spin-kicking some ladies as something that will always make me smile. So what I’m saying is Neeson and Cage need to do a Face-off sequel where Cage exchanges pelts with a wolf that has previously stolen Neeson’s wife away from him.…
Get a chimney for your coals. It’s super quick. If I’m just turning a knob, I might as well use the stove.
I’d pick the Zombies, but since my parents are fans, and a good deal of the other fans are the same age as the band (late 60s/early 70s), I guess there won’t be a lot of procreating going on. Then again, fuck kids--I was one once, and I was terrible! Who wants that?
Hot take: grilling with a propane grill is just like cooking something in the oven, only outside. Use charcoal, Hank Hill. You usually don’t run-out half way through.
I’m pretty sure he died of cancer. There was a whole movie about it- Ryan’s Vogelsong.
Let me guess, you’re a Cardinals fan?
As a Chicago native, please believe that I’ve forever wished that Chicago could break away and form it’s own state. All the red counties outside of Cook can go to fucking hell. And the next time someone from Schaumburg or Crystal Lake tells me they’re from Chicago I’m gong to stab them in the eye.
HAHAHAHA Park Forest. It’s one of the suburbs furthest from Chicago that, like the rest of the southern suburbs, is an economically poor, business-less wasteland, full of cheap land, old, decrepit businesses that have been gone for decades, and a place where there is absolutely nothing to do.
The P.T cruiser. That thing needs to be banned from the road