That’s the bat flip of slides

I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m so angry I’m shaking. That “pig’s blood” shit is offensive, it is inciting, it is fucking dangerous. When my now-ex was in Afghanistan this shit started going around, and it terrified me. Why why WHY would you give our enemies (and potential enemies) that kind of propaganda…

The best coverage of this weekend’s activities was given on last night’s Vice News on HBO. It should be seen by - and is available to - everyone. After watching this 23 minute, subjective hour by hour report, no one can justify a single word or sentiment Trump said. Every word he utters is a lie - including “the” and…

AGAIN: This should not be a serious surprise to anyone. They knew exactly what they were voting for and getting:

Listen, you unamerican scumbag, I won’t let you sully this here comment section with that kind of drivel!

I understand that after a morning filled with more Mayweather/McGregor shit, a sports cat, and fucking Nazis you were happy to just be able to write about some dude getting hit in the neck. I get it, and I’m not trying to judge.

Hi, long-time listener, first-time caller. There is no quarterback controversy because da Bears have a quarterback, and his name is Mick Trabinksi. I haven’t seen a guy trow like dat since McCown was QB—and we woulda won a Super Bowl if he had stayed on the team, but dat’s anudder story. You can’t have what’s-his-name…

Can’t send Eric or Don cause they’d shoot that elephant.

Melania Trump has thoughts...

Cumin on breasts is wonderful.

Cumin is definitely better than not cumin, but sometimes people fake it.

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

Pro tip: warm up with a two-headed bat so that when you come to the plate your regular bat will seem lighter and you’ll have more pop in your swing.

It’s been done. Ask any border agent.

T23 Old ass announcer mistakenly giving his home run call on a can of corn.

Finally, Pakistan is now Sans Sharif.

At this point, Billy Beane should just say fuck it and sign with the Golden State Warriors.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”