Eric looks bad from every angle, in still photos or in movement. He’s one Baby Ruth bar away from being Sloth from The Goonies.

I wonder how it feels to be the first Supreme Court Justice with an asterisk after his name, for the illegitimate way in which he ascended to the Court.

But it did choose him to get kicked off his next United flight.

I know. Ivanka’s gonna be pissed.

Early reports indicate no casualties and Russia was notified of the strike to prevent any sort of collateral damage of their personnel. Seems like it was handled about as well as you could hope, all things considered.

This action in itself is fine. It could easy spin into something larger and worse though, we’ll have to see.

I’m going err on the side that doesn’t involve killing human beings, but instead destroys military equipment used for the prior stated purpose.

As someone who is generally anti-launching missiles at sovereign nations and also anti-gassing innocent civilians, what is the correct moral stance here? I’m kind of thinking providing a disincentive to using chemical weapons is... good?

You’ll have a very short wait.

That moment when you realize that every member of the Trump administration is George Bluth, Sr.

They kept chasing votes by going further right, and would lose some of their moderates in the process. It probably never occurred to them to say fuck the freedom caucus and try getting votes by going slightly left.

+1 low hanging fruit

As a Bears fan, I eagerly await this year’s WYTS. It will be the highlight of the 2017 season

I want to live in SoCal I can feel it

Unlike my extremities, which are numb AF

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

The fuck dude.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

I call her the Tauntaun. She’s been repeatedly rode hard and put away wet, but someone might get inside her if they were desperate.

If you have to ask yourself that, you’re not huffing enough glue.

What he lacks in athletic ability, he makes up for with heart, grit and hustle.