I don’t do funerals.

+1 intervention

Anybody else notice that the woman speaking sounds suspiciously like she may fall and have a hard time getting up? This made me look up the age of some senators... which brought me to this list.

You’re supposed to learn from the mistakes of the past, not repeat them.

Dan Quisenberry, Bret Saberhagen (RBI Baseball stud), Rod Beck (RIP)

Let’s remember some dongs...

Just behind “Getting hit by a bus”

“ I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.”

How the fuck is there a combo db/dl?

Orton and Campbell at qb? How you didn't at least come in 11th is a mystery.

Nice neck bro!

“Also i am white and cant really jump.”

nope... spanx

I wanna miss the whole thing

Here’s to hoping! Just keep the Bears! coming too..

You’re a monster. The HORROR

Ugh. Cmon man

Not enough stars

Is Affleck drunk? He’s slurring like Sarah Palin