We can ascribe the virus that’s been going on for a few years and has symptoms that affect the cardiovascular system if we really wanted to

Me, for not being able to avoid being in the same room as him

it’s worse than that https://time.com/6297829/twitter-x-logo-design/

die agnry about it

Oh hey is this the thing that was on a twitter account that Elon wanted to get rid of

Of course not, those would require paying money

He’s been obsessed with X since he wasn’t allowed to use it during his Paypal days

Except the more people who use it without paying the $8 tithe the more expensive it is to run, we’re engaging in accelerationism

Literally who

When you mention Austin Powers I assumed the comparison was going to be to Dr Evil taking the massive billion dollar financial empire his underlings had built up in his absence and directing it all towards a hairbrained criminal scheme with a expected return of 1 million dollars.

A free sample is one thing, 6000 copies of a product? That’s “Fuck you, pay me” numbers.

I’ve read enough comments to know nobody gives a fuck what you think

Why are they calling his wife the First Lady? She’s not married to the president.

I don’t think you fully appreciate the effort it takes to make that face

I think you mean “promoted and give a raise”

It’s kind of unnerving, I don’t think Sam Lake’s distorted rictus was ever meant to be witnessed with such clarity.

Not so much impressive as depressing that people are being paid pennies to assemble 4k tvs when the people putting together those old machines would have made a living wage

Disappointed that the larger controls don’t work, gamers with gigantism would have loved to give it a go

As long as we see somebody cry, I’ll take it

The reward is more people get to enjoy a videos game