“been putting game consoles in cars since they started putting in screens” actually just statistical error. Xzibit is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Let us find some joy in the prospect of at least one billionaire’s face looking like Stallone’s at the end of Rocky 1 and or 2

Elon is 90% marshmellow filling and was pushed down stairs as a child, the only way he could knock down Zuck is if he was tied upside down and swung at him like a wrecking ball.

No look has ever said “I’ve never properly dressed myself” the way that tie is sitting

There’s got to be better ways to stop that than have something dig into your chest any time you bend over

None of these ghouls look remotely human.

Those pouches in the centre don’t look comfortable for anything other than a ramrod straight posture at all times.

One of them at least, from the looks of it.

Ah yes, that much coveted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III merchandise

If you’re concerned about articles written by AI you’re looking i the wrong fucking place

It is a crime to like sex with people who don’t consent, Kevin.

Good to see Ice King’s fanfic is getting the recognition it’s due

get the version you can mod

not wasting my fancy edumahcation on you, you’re deluded and obsessed

They have utility for being on boats and in places where the floor can be slippery, as a fashion statement idgi

Are you sure about that? More layers means more sweat.

I think the only rule for wedding attire should be not to try and outshine the couple on their big day.

There sure is, probably why he’s way in the back.

Don’t care, hope she has a normal life and avoids crashing and burning like many child stars do

They’re saving all that Oppen-hanging footage for the Blu-Ray.