How did you find the motivation to bitch about something you didn’t have to read?

The only thing I knew about this film was the prospect of full frontal Oppenschlanger

Of course he does, as a republican he needs to display good christian values like raising a nuclear family.

It’s a public event and they crave attention and any opportunity to commandeer the spotlight, it’s as simple as that.

She marries a guy who looks like that and has the nerve to complain about other men not being manly enough?

Can’t be disappointed if you bury your expectations in the deepest hole you can dig and fill it with concrete

so one franchise copying another franchise that itself was copying the original franchise, like an oroborous.

Ah so that explains they hype for something that has appeared in things I have never read, watched or interacted with

I’m not the one complaining about other people voicing their criticism

do the dishes ad take out the garbage while you’re there, do something useful for once in your life

I’d suggest looking up stuff about Italy last century, between say the 20s and the 40s.

Breath Of The Wild worked up everybody’s thirst and now every blur on the  horizon looks like an oasis in the desert

That’s easy to say but when you do try that they say things like “You’re banned for life from the Home Depot.”

Outside is polluted, on fire or underwater.

How much grass do you think is actually accessible to most people these days? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Better than your going away, try to work on that more

Don’t expect people to do your homework for you

No, it’s warranted because they wanted to ditch the show ASAP and get started on the Star Wars thing they were expecting to move on to.

Which translates to a handful of people actually buying the game and hundreds more watching them play rather than getting it themselves. There’s far less people going “this game is dogshit, you have to get it” than there are saying “Birdemic is hilariously bad, you have to see it for yourself.”

hol up, gotta another lol in me