I, for one welcome our new aquatic mammal overlords.

Boo this man

Hey guess what, it’s not the time of fucking samurai anymore, it hasn’t been that way for a while

Nah, he doesn’t actually like video games, why would he do it if he’s not able to fly all his friends out to a vacation spot for free while he’s filming it

The way people go around outside playing the videogames have always been the least convincing part of these kinds of ads

Yes, that’s what “Seeing” means

I thought we were onto something getting them interested in deep sea exploration, I don’t think we should give up on that just yet.

Log off and go back to school

*Sometimes,* but bad games don’t translate to “So bad it’s good” quite so easily as film does when you have to put effort into seeing how bad it is.

Press doesn’t = sales, especially for The Last Of Us Ordered From Wish

Absolute fukn lols https://hypebeast.com/2023/7/warner-bros-dc-comics-the-flash-loses-200-million-usd-worst-box-office-flip-superhero-film-history

He wasn’t your buddy, pal

How many monkeys do you own

Pass

I’m hoping for some Star Peace

Hope they include the salt planet because plenty of fans are gonna be there

IDK if it’s the open worlds most themselves people have problems with so much as the pointless collectables littering every inch of them

got enough salt to go with that cheese and whine?

Try not to think that everything is about you

And I can’t think of a hype train that has gone off the rails and crashed in to a ravine so quite as definitively as the expectations for that book