Except the more people who use it without paying the $8 tithe the more expensive it is to run, we’re engaging in accelerationism

Literally who

When you mention Austin Powers I assumed the comparison was going to be to Dr Evil taking the massive billion dollar financial empire his underlings had built up in his absence and directing it all towards a hairbrained criminal scheme with a expected return of 1 million dollars.

A free sample is one thing, 6000 copies of a product? That’s “Fuck you, pay me” numbers.

I’ve read enough comments to know nobody gives a fuck what you think

Why are they calling his wife the First Lady? She’s not married to the president.

I don’t think you fully appreciate the effort it takes to make that face

I think you mean “promoted and give a raise”

It’s kind of unnerving, I don’t think Sam Lake’s distorted rictus was ever meant to be witnessed with such clarity.

Not so much impressive as depressing that people are being paid pennies to assemble 4k tvs when the people putting together those old machines would have made a living wage

Disappointed that the larger controls don’t work, gamers with gigantism would have loved to give it a go

As long as we see somebody cry, I’ll take it

The reward is more people get to enjoy a videos game

“been putting game consoles in cars since they started putting in screens” actually just statistical error. Xzibit is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Let us find some joy in the prospect of at least one billionaire’s face looking like Stallone’s at the end of Rocky 1 and or 2

Elon is 90% marshmellow filling and was pushed down stairs as a child, the only way he could knock down Zuck is if he was tied upside down and swung at him like a wrecking ball.

No look has ever said “I’ve never properly dressed myself” the way that tie is sitting

There’s got to be better ways to stop that than have something dig into your chest any time you bend over

None of these ghouls look remotely human.

Those pouches in the centre don’t look comfortable for anything other than a ramrod straight posture at all times.