One of them at least, from the looks of it.

Ah yes, that much coveted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III merchandise

If you’re concerned about articles written by AI you’re looking i the wrong fucking place

It is a crime to like sex with people who don’t consent, Kevin.

Good to see Ice King’s fanfic is getting the recognition it’s due

get the version you can mod

not wasting my fancy edumahcation on you, you’re deluded and obsessed

They have utility for being on boats and in places where the floor can be slippery, as a fashion statement idgi

Are you sure about that? More layers means more sweat.

I think the only rule for wedding attire should be not to try and outshine the couple on their big day.

There sure is, probably why he’s way in the back.

Don’t care, hope she has a normal life and avoids crashing and burning like many child stars do

They’re saving all that Oppen-hanging footage for the Blu-Ray.

How did you find the motivation to bitch about something you didn’t have to read?

The only thing I knew about this film was the prospect of full frontal Oppenschlanger

Of course he does, as a republican he needs to display good christian values like raising a nuclear family.

It’s a public event and they crave attention and any opportunity to commandeer the spotlight, it’s as simple as that.

She marries a guy who looks like that and has the nerve to complain about other men not being manly enough?

Can’t be disappointed if you bury your expectations in the deepest hole you can dig and fill it with concrete

so one franchise copying another franchise that itself was copying the original franchise, like an oroborous.