“It weighs significantly less than whatever other less shitty submarines weigh”

Welcome to the wonderful world of unpaid overtime and wage theft!
Does it really surprise you that the guy who tells you the noise your car’s making sounds pretty expensive will also find a way to stiff his employees?

He gets the pennies because that covered his final paycheck, the rest is for all the other unpaid wages he was owed

Could have dug them out of the seats of the cars that came in

motor oil

Going to make the bold assumption that the boss known for fostering a toxic workplace, harrassing workers and pantsing a former employee is not the aggrieved party in this scenario

Well his full name is in fact Tim Allen Dick so that tracks

Zachary looks like his head grew but his face stayed the same size it was when he was in Home Improvement

Nah but it’s still funny to bring up when he tries to present himself as some upright moral character who doesn’t understand why people do bad thing

The dad there looks like the guy you’d least expect to do pot

He’s in the one where they go into space, or the one where Jason Mamoa tries to blow up the vatican?

The ocean hungers and it will have its due

Do you seriously think in this day and age sites like these pay there writers well enough and give reasonable deadlines to do so

And racism

Orc submarines? Are they expecting naval action from Mordor?

Pretty sure the only tumbles he got into was being kicked down some stairs in school

Update: Elon’s mom said no

They’d have survived if they did M/KB

The controller is just the most visible emblematic thing to notice of how they cheaped out on every aspect 

You get a GPS location