It’s only oddball in how deadass normal it is compared to every other name

How is this new information? I thought this was something we’ve known for years.

It’s also because they all looked at the death trap designed by a rich idiot who refused to listen to safety concern and said “Shut up and take an amount of money that would make a huge difference in anyone’s lives but is pocket change to me”

Most people would like to not have to worry about day to day living expenses, nobody *needs* to be a billionaire, someone with enough wealth to solve those problems on a planetary scale but choose not to, preferring to hoard it on a scale that they could not possibly have any use for personally 

Literally, the decompression would have happened with enough speed to ignite the air on contact, incinerating everything instantly

The real tragedy is this won’t leave nearly as majestic a wreckage to sell tour tickets for as the one it went down to look at

Well it did mention “might die” at least 3 times

I’d have thought it would be the paedophilia, those guys don’t do well in prison

Our expectations for the lettuce OTOH were sky high, we were all rooting for it

Andrew’s bro looks like someone who audition for an Always Sunny role got rejected

Cool, one less browser to consider

I like how you lack any kind of reading comprehension

telling someone to use google in this day and age when it is literal garbage

I heard they had a spare but they couldn’t get it out of the plastic shell packaging in time

Cool, would you still trust it 4000 meters below the ocean surface

It’s funny how this joke used to be about lawyers because boy howdy everyone involved is going to need lawyers in the immediate future

Our hero, Clive

Every single one of these guys look like a Logan/Jake Paul clone

See what they mean by religious freedom is freedom for *them* to practise *their* religion, wherever and whenever they want 

It took 200 years to die but it definitely got round to it!