I heard they had a spare but they couldn’t get it out of the plastic shell packaging in time

Cool, would you still trust it 4000 meters below the ocean surface

It’s funny how this joke used to be about lawyers because boy howdy everyone involved is going to need lawyers in the immediate future

Our hero, Clive

Every single one of these guys look like a Logan/Jake Paul clone

See what they mean by religious freedom is freedom for *them* to practise *their* religion, wherever and whenever they want 

It took 200 years to die but it definitely got round to it!

Seriously? You can’t even point out what’s wrong with this short ass article?

You say that like there’s any difference, as if they’re separate entities

You’re kind of a dipshit with that way of thinking

Huge if true, I assume you were so excited to share this accusation you forgot to include evidence

IDK why they bothered to have a pile of luggage break his fall, who was concerned about a Nazi’s wellbeing?

Hopefully there’s a scene where they throw a fridge at someone

Looks like he might be on the same miserable MCU superhero training regimen Chris Evans was on

Don’t be disrespecting the Hypno-Hustler like that

Don’t forget to hype it up for a second theatre run so you can not watch it twice

Ah but you see once enough of the films come out them we’ll get a Sinister Six movie where they all join forces to

If you’re reading a long article you’re pressing clicking on something every so often, why complain about which way it goes

If you’re fan of the original trilogy which had incest, sexual slavery and vore you have no leg to stand on

How about this one: die mad about you salty bitch