Cope

Not really, try harder

How do we know this isn’t just Ninja wearing a funny wig

He looks so much like a diet Logan/Jake Paul I’m convinced there’s a factory pumping out streamers from a cookie cutter template

The Bon Appetit one has, perhaps not aged well?

She couldn’t book a flight from Canada in time

It might have had a better chance if Tom Cruise was involved

If you’re still playing Bethesda games on console I honestly don’t know what to tell you

But all that stuff is important for ~Environmental Storytelling~

YOU TAKE SANDVICH FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND

I thought we already crossed that threshold with “The Room is meant to be a dark comedy”

And oh boy when I’m trying to defend my film what I definitely want to do is invoke the name of another big budget box office bomb

Making a bad endorsement deal is a canon event

It is the character he’s playing, yes, who’s either a giant or everyone else is tiny for some reason

You think any of these sites pay their workers

Also they hired a lot of new people who thought they’d be making Arkane type games and instead got told they need people who can make multiplayer games

Are you saying that guy they mention standing by a glowing orange console until you talk to him or leave to die on a planet wasn’t memorable? smh

If that’s the case you’re probably not too familiar with Cerberus, who in the first game were some minor black ops research division responsible for some unethical experiments you come across after they’ve gone wring and killed everyone, and are now a major human-centric organisation with the technology to bring you…

What would be a weirder would be a statue of Han falling off a bridge after being stabbed by Kylo

I seem to recall a lot more flailing in that scene