Are you suggesting the Titanic passengers weren’t saved by a giant octopus? Well I never!

Where to start https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_The_Da_Vinci_Code

Even the shovels are obnoxiously overdesigned eyesores

Corporate celebrity worship is a brain disease.

This is ridiculous, it was never worth more than $175 and I’m pretty sure it’s not worth that anymore.

Nobody asked you, nobody cares

This is literally what that is

Keep being a cope it’s going well for you

cope, seethe, mald

He certainly wanted to be seen as one but the details of his net worth are a bit more tricky to ascertain for someone not completely forthcoming about himself

That’s just the doctor’s prescription signature

Not if you’re hearing it from someone calling black people a bunch of monkeys

I assume they considered all options and this was the best way to do it according to their needs

Then: Can You Pet The Dog

Ok but how about this: Drugs with hugs

If it’s got a flaming dick it’s a mecha

Damn why are you so defensive about speculation of Link’s gender

ok grandad let’s you back to bed

Isn’t there a party you should be not fun at?

200 palette swamp ninjas?