I thought the theme for The Little Mermaid was “Ariel, you’re a fool. Half-octopus sea witches can’t be trusted.”

Account’s been nuked, here’s another one

People clap or make noise when they enjoy something, no need to get worked up about it

“Kiss the girl, Sam Witwicky.”

I go outside all the time, best thing is never running into dickheads like you

Does Ryu even have a source of income or own property? I assumed he was an itinerant karate hobo.

Lapti Nek: Yes

Chuckled when 3PO was giving the heartfelt speech to his friends and Babu hits his reset button in the middle of it

You can’t make an article about Glup Shittos and not include the words Glup Shitto

If you’re not down with Babu Frik you’re not down with me

Kind of weird to see “Full-throated” and “missionary” in the same sentence

Star Citizen backers: “First time?”

tldr

I’m relaxing with your mother

I’m not the one Well Actuallying about the difference between an unreleased episode and an unproduced script

triggered?

A genetically modified clone technically, gestated and given birth to by her creator

There’s a bit more risk involved in driving a real car at high speeds than in a game, yes

If The Wizard built up to Fred Savage using all the skills acquired playing Super Mario to prepare to actually enter the Mushroom Kingdom and save the princess himself, sure.

It’s “Two twileks at the same time.”