Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

Obviously it’s in her hand, how else did she take the picture?

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

I don’t think wearing a gas mask and shorts will protect you from radiation. You might need to wear a full suit dude.

That Game Ready ice wrap is amazing and works wonders.

It’s only a matter of time before Kako encounters a Kaká.

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

Probably this guys heartbeat.

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

Since actual evidence doesn’t seem to be doing the trick, the right kind of anecdotal evidence might.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

he should shut up and just be thankful he’s not getting called for the 3x he’s fouling lebron on every possession

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Definitely treat the employees kindly. You will be quite memorable if they happen on you and your company for a job or service in the future. Trust me.