4. Over or Under for the Toilet Paper

I’ve never seen a picture of Loria where he didn’t look like he was bracing for the punch he so richly deserves.

If you have a nice curated field like the one in the pic, yes, but I won’t even run on grass next to the sidewalk because that smooth layer of grass on top can hide nice little holes that can seriously injure you.

Trails are the best IMHO because you can see what you are running on.

1. Change things.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

Why is it only EVER presented as “men going into the ladies room! Little GIRLS!! WOMEN AND LITTLE GIRLS!!” Anyone can be sexually assaulted. Anyone. Including men. Anywhere. Not just in bathrooms. Stop using me (woman) as a political pawn for bullshit!

Accept the new job offer, give them heads up that you’re not sure if current job will want you to work out a 2 weeks notice period or not. Pick the date you would be ok with leaving, and that’s the day you submit 2 weeks notice. That way you’re ok if they fire you on the spot.

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

I think patience is also a strong, welcomed side-effect of this concept too

Chevrolet’s tribute:

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

That's more like it.

Whoops... already mentioned. Not sure how I skimmed right past them in the article. My bad.

Messi has a very evasive style

Really? I don’t recall anyone idolizing bird for anything other than great shooting and relentless trash talk. Relentless competitor.

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.