Goddamned hippie. Global warming is a hoax—it snowed where I live just a week ago. We need jobs and who cares about a bunch of ocean rocks anyway? It’s not like we can squeeze oil out of them.

The title compelled me to post the most relevant gif of this election cycle:

Sometimes we need the real word to really send it home...

QB Prospect: I’m really interested in having the opportunity to be drafted by your organization. I think the Dolphins provide the right environment for me to grow as a quarterback.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

I have a daughter who turns five in two weeks, and this is how I feel:

I did, though this was before I drove a stick. Also, Minnesota roads are 100% better in the snow than DC’s roads because Minnesota snow plow crews are bad-ass.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

Ballsy Ball Bails with Ball

“Watch the full rally below...”

Minnesota. Practically the same, but less crazy.

Quest Complete
“Use more than five FOX News terms in one post on Kinja”

YOU LEVELED UP!

Press (B) to open the perk menu!

but it’s hard to feel too bad for a guy who’s never shown any interest in giving his own fans (or anyone else’s) even a half-decent team to watch.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

I’ve said this in this space many times: Kerr’s single biggest adjustment was realizing Green and Barnes were wonderful compliments to each other. Jackson refused to play the two at the same time his final year — after all, neither is a classic NBA 4 nor a classic NBA 3. What they are — classic basketball forwards.…

I would not want to be whoever that is at 1:50 that Bo has in a headlock.