If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

I dont think i am brave enough to do this in anything but a video game. i would pass out out of a combo of fear and joy. 

Unless the A/C goes out. Then who’s the fool? Not the dude in suit shorts, I can assure you.

I’m willing to risk it to meet whoever yelled “Hey it’s that guy who’s going to jail!” at Michael Cohen.

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

Never meet your heroes.

It was only six years ago that he tried to engineer a move to join Deron Williams in New Jersey.

Looking forward to Bomani and Pablo Torre’s new show. I don’t think those two can miss.

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

It happens a lot, though. More than 50% of people who win life-changing sums in the lottery end up bankrupt. Professional athletes end up bankrupt. Etc.

Thank you for leaving the Nuggets out of that lineup.

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

The key to solving most crimes are casual baseless connections made by random people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

I would say it would be quite the Endeav-

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

Getting LeBron to the Rockets seems like a real Challeng- *pulls plastic bag over own head*