Don’t sleep on the gator rolling its ass back out of the truck and staring that dude down.

Picnic Bear was disappointed his Gator friend didn’t make their reservation. Fuckin’ Cops man.

I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

Must be filming the next Fast and Furious there

Are you That Guy™ that Tom mentioned?

How about save your money and use it to maybe put a down payment on a house somewhere that’s not as shitty as NJ...

I don’t want to minimize, BUT.

What is this, a pro tip?!

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

I also found that quote hilarious. The NRA says that Yeti - a company that makes fucking coolers - is somehow not allowing “America’s young people to enjoy outdoor recreational activities”? The NRA is so petty, that they actually wrote that? And worse yet, people bought it, hook line and sinker, and started shooting…

He is from Iran, so if he shows up in Saudi Arabia it will only be so he can be publicly beheaded.

Nazis and Second-Amendment fellators are morons, and MURICA lets them run free and organize.

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

I am so totally turned off that they didnt include an Ibiza Night Club theme. After a tough day negotiating international trade agreements, I like to sit back and have a seizure inducing light show while I am shuttled to the commoners airport.

Horford got a table though.

On the contrary, besides the exhorbitant asking price, the prospective owner must demonstrate that they already have said wardrobe before being approved.

For that price it had better come with a full wardrobe of tommy bahama shirts, white new balance sneakers, and mid calf athletic socks.

...and after all that, he could still be required to join a substance abuse program.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.