Misses?... Those are rebound opportunities

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

I was on 34, and I was running them over like a motherfucker

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

John's Roast Pork has the best cheesesteaks and roast pork I've ever had. Last time I went there, it was 8:30 in the morning and I noticed the guy sitting next to me was drinking a 40.

But they can't be beat for waiting in line and being yelled at by staff, which makes them a great landmark.

Yeah, I think that's a safe contention! He's old, his legs are a mess, he's world-famously difficult to get along with, and oh by the way he has the most obscene salary in the NBA. He's essentially immovable. The idea that some NBA team would dump a promising youngster—to say nothing of an under-25 All Star, for…

The only trade scenario that involves Kobe and another player where both parties can benefit from would be Kobe for Amare. The Lakers get a heaping pile of shit with 1 year left on his contract and the Knicks get a heaping pile of shit. The second heaping pile of shit will be reunited ("and it feels so good") with…

This is the dumbest idea I have ever read in my goddamn life.

Moral victories in boxing can get you killed. Just saying.

Um, I feel as if some things are overblown here. First of all, I bought ONE jersey with his name on it, and I have scammed the public out of nowhere near hundreds of millions of dollars, okay?

Holy SHIT, you buried the lede: fire unlocked a car with a baby inside!

All this baby on fire inside a car stuff is weak sauce compared to Bryant's business associations. Far more alarming is the rumor Dez willingly accepts money from a corrupt, philandering shitbag who scammed the public out of hundreds of millions of dollars, engaged in hedonistic, substance-enhanced sex parties with…

If the Browns sign him. he'll be an Ohio Player.

To be fair, that car was specifically told to keep all the doors locked when it was babysitting.

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

Remembering September?

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

"You mean when I yelled at him to 'pass the fucking ball?' That wasn't a discussion." - LeBron