Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

"No comment."

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

You see this is what happens when your town won't let weed dispensaries in. Kids turn to molly and this happens. SMH

Lucky for the kid he's white.

This was a very engaging article. Violence as a form of currency in prison was something that's never crossed my mind. A very interesting read.

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

Kyrie Irving shooting 23 times with zero assists doesn't help. But still, wheeeee!

There's a lot of simbalism in that photo.

That's a hell of a deal. The fact that he will avoid the felony charge and mention of the assault being on a child will certainly help him when applying for jobs and trying to get his act together.

Child welfare officials were relieved that it would be unnecessary to place Peterson's other children in witness protection to avoid him learning of their locations.

Hey may want to switch his suit.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

Yes, and before Prokhorov has him killed.

do we need to worry? nyet.

I think the biggest takeaway from the article is that we are neither getting fast connection nor cheap internet.

Cal U (or C.U.P. as us Edinboro fans call them) has been recruiting and taking in transfers from extremely questionable players over the past several years. Not to mention building a 13,000 seat arena that threw the entire state university system into massive debt. Fuck Cal

What is this instrument for? Surely a photo of my grandfather would work better.

The only thing more fun than reading about the CarMax warranty problems is, I expect, what you'll do with it when the warranty runs out and the car is worth a cup of Starbucks. I vote for heading south, Argentina or bust!, and just leave it wherever it dies (Austin, TX).