After working for years toward the title of "worst place on earth", the reps at penn station were very displeased to hear they lost the award. Their statement: "We tried everything, delaying trains, cancelling them, having pigeons fly freely within the waiting areas, we even sent a guy to go take a dump on the floor…

Lets just be honest here- there IS no better defense than "a big black guy did it." Nothing gets cops drooling quite like that phrase.

You could just drive the car off the island and get a beer, duh.

I always would get a stomach ache after drinking coconut water, so I stopped. Now I drink papaya-acai-goat-urine Extreeem Bro Mix 3000 and I've never felt better, except for occasional anal leakage and severe bouts of depression.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

As someone from Phoenix, I wasn't offended. I just nodded solemnly.

Free labor really helps your profit margins.

If there is any current group of folks more reprehensible than the petro dynasties, I don't want know about them. Solid gold airplanes, and fucking slaves.

Now keep in mind that I absolutely believe that these workers should be paid. If someone tried to not pay me for work that I had done you can bet that I'd be stomping all in their cornflakes. But. These people need to think about what they may have done to provoke this withholding of their salaries. Did they try to…

At the very least it would make sense to only limit it to countries who already have a dozen or so pro soccer stadiums suitable for international competition.

so free room and board isn't enough? greedy bastards

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

I'd be surprised if these guys saw even a Qatar of what they were owed.

Nevertheless, it bears repeating. Fans of baseball's unwritten rules will some day be able to form a club, sort of like Civil War reenactors.

Yuengling: Probably three times better than I give it credit for, and 1/20th as good as their fans claim.

Hey man you left your Bud Ice on the curb.

I see your point but in all fairness most managers don't love watching a hitter do that. The problem is I agree with everybody. Madden and Archer have a right to be pissed, and Ortiz has the right to admire it. If you don't want him to admire home runs, get him out.

So the REAL title of this article should be "These are the beers that normal, non-pretentious people like, and this is why they suck"

I just made my morning coffee using all the heat generated from this scorching hot take.

You don't like a guy pimping his homers? Don't let him hit homers.