Looks like this just got a lot more relevant:

"I read that he threw a humidifier at her. Love a dude who appreciates a good cigar."

........did you think they were going to talk about puppies?

Jesus, I'm a fan and all, but lemme get a NSFW-ish tag in the title...

They are far too busy putting more shrimps on the barbie!

I'm from the Philly metro as well, and golf is as good as dead. I lucked out having a $10/round deal at a local course at my college, but now I just can't afford to get out multiple times a week, and we golf twice a month on average.

I'm a college grad + decent job (relatively, especially compared to classmates) +…

@darrenrovell

LOL. I admit to being a sucker for deez nuts jokes, but this was expertly played and presented.

If only there was some way to figure out what college that is...

Rovell may look like the fool here, but he'll have the last laugh. Just wait until he weighs in on what this tweet means for DEEZ brand NUTS: The Wise Crackerz™.

Personally, I'd think that it's actually the Pro who's struggling if he's working at Dick's full-time.

It's spelled "y'all" the apostrophe goes where the missing letters go, since we're contracting the word "you" and "all" the apostrophe goes before the "a"

/closes southern grammar book and grabs a biscuit and some sweet tea

That. Was. Beautiful. Just outstanding work.

there's a camp I wouldn't want to get in trouble at and sent in for an early shower.

He's actually seething because those fucking kids don't know their own audibles.

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

"Ya'll need to stop," Peyton said. "Just stop."

1. Unsweetened green