Even God knew Florida and Texas needed to be separated by a large body of water and 2 states no one ever wants to drive through.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Extras from a Guy Ritchie movie? 

BBC just needs to give up at this point

I wonder if the POTUS will make the trip, he seems to enjoy it a lot.

Can’t believe I get to post this twice in one day.

just get 10 Miatas and trash them regularly, or one Abarth for everyday of the week. Could just get a C6 Z06 and spend the rest on tires... 

1st gear/neutral: I guess we just need to devise the THC equivalent of a breathalizer test?

UT is exactly where I’m thinking of.

OOH! Texas! That’s the next state over!
*checks map*
8 hour road trip.

Naw. Rather stay here in New Orleans and catch the Halloween parade and pub crawl this weekend.

when i was a student at UT, parking services erected a new no parking sign in front of my car and tcketed me while the concrete was still wet. 

As a life long Austinite I can confidentially say Austin couldn’t be less like Texas if we tried (we’re already trying really hard). However, we’re still stuck with the same problems as the rest of our shitty state.

Just remember; Austin’s full, don’t move here.

Terry can alway be counted on to add a little extra stupidity to a panel of ex-football players. He’s like the dumbass-bae. 

I’m glad we’re calling a win against a 1-4 SF team with their backup QB as “career-defining”

Career defining victory? GB barely beat a team tied for the worst record in the league. Rodgers is a great QB, but lets keep things in perspective.

“ The threshold for what kind of team the Packers can be is pretty damn high.”

For anyone who dismisses the value of a good QB in the NFL, re-watch this game. Green Bay is simply an atrocious football team in all aspects but one. Offense, defense, coaching. 0-16 bad. Except for one guy.

Why is beating Beathard considered a hard beat, again? The Packers, helmed by Rodgers, shouldn’t have been anywhere near this situation in the 4th quarter.

The Fifth Element cop costume is perfect.