“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

“Some muthafucka in your way and you just drive through his ass? I cover dat.”

I would buy my home and auto insurance from Marshawn. You wanna know why? Because, dammit he would be there so we don’t get fined!

While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.

For Three Minutes, University of Buffalo Alum Was A God

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

But seriously, Mack looks fucking incredible, and I legitimately think Trubisky will get better as the season goes.

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

Neutral: Are You Buying A Car This Year?

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

Hey, are you taking a knee because you hate America, or because your ACL just snapped?

“Personal foul. Roughing the passer. #23. Glancing contact with the quarterback’s aura. 15 yard penalty. Automatic First Down.”

Coming from a Packers fan, if he plays like this each game, it was worth it. 

The Factory of Madness.

About that Steeler offence:

That’s good statisticking.

The Browns not managing to win even when they don’t lose is the most Browns thing ever.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Rooting for the Brownies teaches you not to ever hope for things to change. Whether that be politically, socially, economically, etc.. Nothing changes. Everything is horrible. You will always be let down. There is no God.