Your feeble mind tricks won’t work on me. You forgot the third choice: Doing nothing.

I’d say NP only if the interior didn’t smell like Axe body spray.

I loved The Mick a lot. (The drug trip through the high school episode was sublime.) But I was preparing myself to say goodbye to Mickey and the gang.

I’m real fuckin’ upset about Brooklyn Nine-Nine. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to me. Fine, maybe it didn’t get the live ratings it deserved, but it’s the era of…

As may be, there’s not that much room to haggle. I’m not a negotiator, I despise it more than anything else about car buying, and you’ll save what, maybe $3-500 dollars if you wear the guy down?

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

The groundhog’s fur being brown had NOTHING to do with it....riiiiiiiiiiiight.

EDITOR’S NOTE: It is NOT funny that a groundhog died!!!!!!!!!! It is, however, darkly hilarious that a cop felt he needed to shoot the groundhog. The groundhog who was just out, enjoying the day. Crossing the road. Please don’t shoot the wildlife.

You had me at assless daisy dukes.

Congratulations, Mr. Takuro Spirit, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a flying General Lee which this lovely lady will deliver if she can get it off the ground.

Truly a mythical creature. For I have met many beasts with three pedals, but have yet to meet one that troubled me in traffic.

I am starting to lose interest in this. Knowing that it is being shared with BMW signals that it will be a half-hearted attempt, and it also signals that Toyota is not interested in developing their own performance vehicles. Thanks for the manual Corolla hatch? This thing is going to be a flop.

I am so over this car. If they serve it up on an ice cream platter with gold bars on top at this point I wouldn’t care.

5th Gear: Eat The Rich

I think he lost it in the granny shift. He should’ve double-clutched.

followed the youtube link to the forum, which had the receipt. always ask for a receipt.

Gee thanks a lot Jalopnik. Now I friggin like an Audi. Dicks.

I wonder why people hate on Audi so much, I’m a mechanic by trade and I repair cars and I can tell you that if I had to go drive across a desert and have the big 3 german car makers vehicles in front of me to choose.

Really Fancy X3>Andrew P. Collins